Posts by Haulin Oats

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Ironic new Awake cover...

by cedars in

i kid you not.... .

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cedars.

Haulin Oats

Poor Wiktor:

"fell asleep trying to read the bible". What the rest of the story DIDN'T say was that he downed 3 red bulls, 2 caffiene pills, and had just woken up. It turns out the Bible really is that boring.

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New Article - Birthdays, Why the Watchtower stance is wrong

by jwfacts in

i have a new article at http://www.jwfacts.com/watchtower/birthdays.php outlining why the watchtower stance against birthdays is wrong.

there have been a number of threads on jwn discussing this, and the article collates and summarises the points raised in these threads.

please feel free to point out any errors in grammar or logic.

Haulin Oats

SPELLING:

"The Bible does not given authority to eat dessert and condemns gluttony, yet this does not imply dessert is wrong"

'Given', should be 'give'.

Nice job! I suspect even if this were presented to whoever runs the JW-circus they'd still say it was wrong. But this is great ammo for planting seeds in individual JW's.

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Bathroom Designs to avoid Mold?

by Iamallcool in

jw
friends

in my home, bleach has been applied on the upper part painted sheetrock wall in the bathroom shower area because of mold 3 times in 4 years.

actually i am tired of it.

i always run the exhaust fan everytime i take a shower.

Your fan may be under-rated for the space of your bathroom. Also, it needs to be able to draw fresh air from the hallway/door to replace the steamy air. If you have ceramic tile getting mold on it, you might have to re-seal the grout. Mold can only grow if there is water hitting wood or sheetrock (at least in a bathroom). Make sure you leave the shower door open after using it to let it air out.

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Sparlock Garden Gnomes available

by Shawn10538 in

jw
friends

this is kind of a redundant post, so look at my post "sparlock lives.

" legal arrangements can be made to get you a hand made sparlock garden gnome made of clay.

likeness is very good.

Haulin Oats

Id buy one.

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Things that were supposedly demonized

by freshstart in

i was just thinking about all the fear i had when i was a kid that i would be attacked by demons if i wasn't careful.

i mean i lived in absolute terror over it, so i'm going to reminisce about the things i was told were demonized and you can add to the list if you'd like:.

lucky charms cerealcount dracula cerealitems bought at garage sales where there was a cross or anything religious present"hotel california" by the eagles (now one of my favorite songs)wwjd braceletsscooby dooi remember being so scared of every little noise that whenever i would turn off my light to go to bed, i would say "jehovah, jehovah!

Haulin Oats

Damn, was gonna say Supertramp just vanished. If they were so influential, wouldn't our buddy Satan have kept them going?

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Things that were supposedly demonized

by freshstart in

i was just thinking about all the fear i had when i was a kid that i would be attacked by demons if i wasn't careful.

i mean i lived in absolute terror over it, so i'm going to reminisce about the things i was told were demonized and you can add to the list if you'd like:.

lucky charms cerealcount dracula cerealitems bought at garage sales where there was a cross or anything religious present"hotel california" by the eagles (now one of my favorite songs)wwjd braceletsscooby dooi remember being so scared of every little noise that whenever i would turn off my light to go to bed, i would say "jehovah, jehovah!

Haulin Oats

ive heard all kinds of bullshit stories.

My best friends mom told me that Hall & Oats (the music group) was demonic (hence my username). Along with Stevie Nicks, Supertramp, Led Zeppelin, and most of all "anyone that was popular, since its obvious Satan is making them produce good music so he can spread his message of hate". LOLWUT?? Stevie Nicks has confirmed she is NOT a witch. And what happened with Zeppelin when Bonham died? They broke up. Do you think Satan would have let them break up if he was using their music to spread his message? Supertramp? They

Nevermind the fact that his mom LOVED Elton John. A confirmed homosexual. She had no problem listening to his music and found nothing wrong with it, all the while hassling me and my friend about this "demonic" stuff we found. Now while I don't have a problem with homo's, it seems odd that this aspect of the situation was glossed over.

Demonic depression glass (from the 1920's and 30's) getting smashed to bits. Heartwrenching that it was destroyed as it cannot be replaced. Demonic toys such as smurfs and Transformers (they pretend to be one thing while being another). Apparently some special pioneer couple bought some "beads" at a garage sale, they tried throwing them away but they returned back into the house the next day. They tried throwing them in a nearby lake, but floated and wouldnt sink. GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK! Really? All of this hype merely thru word of mouth? People are expected to change their lifestyles simply based on gossip and rumor.

I've been a musician for around 20 years now, you'd think with me being out of the cult for several years now that I'd be able to magically write a song that has a catch to it and would go platinum. Yeah right. I still have trouble writing crappy songs, much less ones that would make it big to "influence people" as a servant of Satan. I guess Satan isn't interested in my lack of talent.

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I need movie ideas (My wife is in Salt Lake attending the Sparlock Convention)

by I quit! in

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friends

i'm on my own for a week while my wife is in utah.

i have some wild and crazy things planned but i need help with my movie selection.

last night i watched "in darknes" a very good move.

Haulin Oats

Since you mentioned Utah....

Dust to glory (its about desert racing on motorcycles)

On Any Sunday (not that lame ass football movie, the REAL one with Steve McQueen)

MST3K the movie.

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Credit card machines at district conventions

by OneDayillBeFree in

so it's true they are real.

i never thought i'd see the day when the org.

would be so desperate for money that they would do this.

Haulin Oats

No wonder i fancy brunettes. The ABBA gals are smokin.

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JWTALK.NET: 'Apostates are having a field day with this child abuse case'.

by Joliette in

boo!.

some of the utterly ridiculous comments that i've read on jwtalk.net:.

'i pray fevently jehovah will sanctify his name.

Haulin Oats

the fucking arrogance of these people make me sick. Here they are saying they admit child abuse is wrong, disgusting, etc, and yet they care more about some imaginary man in the sky's name/reputation than that of the victim.

"Thirdly even if this does go through it will be an opportunity for the brothers to identify any
weak spots in our policies - there have been changes over the years and this ultimately makes us
stronger dumber. " -some Dbag on that site

Opportunity for the brothers? You mean like the time they seized the opportunity to quickly adjust their "no blood" policy to minimize suffering and death of their sheep?

Weak spots in the policies? Wait, aren't these current policies better than the ones that were there before?

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my jw employees saga...they have posted an event on our company google calendar...THIS WEEKS DISTRICTION CONVENTION!

by oompa in

jw
friends

and it even has the links to if you are attending....or a maybe....or a no...so far three are down with it...and i may just freak them all out and click maybe..............oompa.

it shows up every day this week on my phone main screen barf....oh and the other half of the group will go next week....nice of them to split them up like that...we always did so as not to have to shut down almost!.

lmao...i just hired two more dfd this past week!!!

Haulin Oats

Hire some mormons and encourage them to put their big events on the calendar as well. Bonus points for hiring a Catholic.